Friday Funny

An OP friend of mine told this to me a long time ago. I've heard him tell it one or twice since... seems to be a favourite!

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A Dominican, a Franciscan and a Jesuit are all fishing out on the lake together.

They run out of beer and the Dominican says, “My shout first”, and proceeds to step out of the boat onto the water and walks to the edge, drops into the pub, and brings back a six-pack.

The three continue fishing and it’s the Franciscan’s turn to buy a round. He gets up, steps out of the boat onto the water and walks across the water to the edge, drops into the pub, and brings back another six-pack.

By now the Jesuit is sweating, unsure how they have walked on the water. But the others have done it so when they next run out of beer, he stands up and announces that it’s his shout. He steps out of the boat onto the water and promptly sinks to the bottom.

The Dominican and Franciscan look at each other and the Franciscan says, “Did you tell him about the sandbar?”

To which the Dominican replies, “What sandbar?”